Oscar the Grouch

I wait all year for the Oscar's. So, I get a little testy when it doesn't live up to my expectations. OK, my expectations may be a little unrealistic, but come on, this is supposed to be Hollywood's most glamorous and Hollywood-tastic night. Last night marked the first time I have EVER gone to bed before the Best Picture is announced. So, I give it an F. Blah.

With all that negativity, I still have to give some kudos to the guys and gals for their outfits. The Red Carpet coverage totally blew, so I had to do quite a bit of web surfing to make my final decisions. Man, what is wrong with the world? Maybe I should still try to be a stylist even if I am over 40. Here's a go at my picks:

Best Dress

Charlize "J'Adore Dior" Theron

Best Dress - Runner-up

Naomi Watts

 

Best Dress - Second Runner-up

Jennifer Lawrence

 

Best Dress - "I have no idea who this is but she's pretty" Award

Alicia Vikander

Best Dressed Man

Daniel Day Lewis

 "Dapperist"

Eddie Redmayne

And, for a great slide show that lives up to all of my Hollywood expectations, check out the Vanity Fair party pics here!